Music nerd's joke. Bach (a father of 20) was bragging to Vivaldi (a priest). Bach: You know, I have 20 children. Vivaldi: Yeah, I know. Bach: I've written chorales, oratorios, concertos. I've codified the tonal system. I've invented a way of tuning harpsichords and organs so that they can play in a multitude of keys without having to be retuned between key changes. Vivaldi: Yeah, I heard. Well, Johann was going on and on about himself when, suddenly, he fell into a ditch. Bach: O help me, Antoni…

A night at the symphony Many years ago there was a Symphony Orchestra conducted by the great Alistair Baldwick. He was one of the most renowned Symphony conductors of all time, and on this special night he was going to conduct a magnificent piece by Bach. It was one of the most difficult pieces for both players and conductor alike. The concert started off well and by the third movement the piece was bringing tears to even the hardest hearts in the audience. However, in the last movement, one …

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It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.