Johnny He Jokes

Johnny finally makes it to college... On the first day his psych professor begins a perception exercise by telling the students to close their eyes and feel around for an object, then describe the object and tell her what it is. First she calls on Kyle who says "I feel something big round and bumpy. It's a globe!" The professor says "Good Kyle! I like the way you think. Next she calls on Suzie who says "I feel something flat and coarse. It's paper!" The professor says "Good Suzie! I lik…

A little boy is born, and has only his head He lives like this for years, until one Christmas, he finds a torso under the tree. He says “Mom! Do you think next year Santa will bring me some arms?” “He just might.” She replies. The next year, sure enough, there’s a pair of arms under the tree. Again the boy asks his mom “Do you think next year I’ll be gifted some legs?” “Maybe!” His mother says. The next year, there are his legs. He finally has all his body parts. “I must go across the st…