What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card? You can't C me!#John Cena#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico? Because there's only Juan Cena#John Cena#Juan Cena#Mexico#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star........ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I'm really sorry)#John Cena0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena#John Cena#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So this guy walks into a bar... JOHN CENA! LIVE AT SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAAM!#John Cena#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
John Cena vs Jackie Chan vs Leeerroooyyy Jeeennnkiiinnns who wins? Nobody wins. My Senpai can only win. I will make sure of it one way or another.......#John Cena#Jackie Chan0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him.#John Cena#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore.#John Cena#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One man gave his life, so you could have everything you ever wanted, and his name was JOHN CENA#John Cena#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him#John Cena#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Good news everyone! I've found another person who's voice you can hear in your head when reading one single phrase.... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#John Cena0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If John Cena lost in Baltimore at Payback, the city might riot. WWE wouldn't want that. Never give up#John Cena#Baltimore#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
John Cena wakes up from coma Cena: Where am I? Nurse: I C U Cena: No you don't#John Cena#Doctor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
John Cena wakes up ... **John Cena wakes up in a hospital** John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you can't.#John Cena#Doctor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I left my husband after he changed his name to ""John Cena"". I just couldn't see him anymore.#John Cena#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
John Cena woke up from a coma John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you don't. Edit: double enter#John Cena#Doctor#Q&A6656🔗 ShareWhatsApp