As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell "JOHN CENA!!"

My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets.

[Ice Cream Truck] John Cena: I'll take an Icee, please. Ice Cream Truck Driver: Icee? You? Cena: *grabs driver's shirt* No, you can't.

John Cena wakes up in a hospital Cena:""Where am I?"" Nurse:""ICU"" Cena:""No you don't ""