Joe Paterno Jokes

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Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet.

Joe Paterno was such a good coach... ...that after he died, he won another 112 games.

Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things: ""Who are you? What did you do? What did people think of you?"" The first coach said ""I'm Joe Paterno. I coached Penn State from 1966 to 2000. I won 300 games 19 bowl victories 2 national championships and won Coach of the Year 4 times. The …

Why did God kick Joe Paterno out of Heaven? ....because he picked Michael Jackson as his new assistant coach.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe? Harambe tried to save the kids.