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The Joan Rivers joke. Ever since she was a little girl, Joan Rivers always loved making people laugh. Her neighbors, friends, and school members always loved hearing her jokes, and she loved getting laughs from friends. However, all of her immediate family despised her because of her weight. You see, she was always very low or average weight, whereas her family was all extremely overweight. There were all extremely wide people, especially her parents. She took out this anger by doing comedy, whi

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Never too soon for Joan. I learned to adore Joan Rivers as an adult, and though the world should miss her presence, we shouldn't feel too sad. She lived a long and productive life, had an outstanding career, supported equal rights for all citizens, and ultimately, she went out doing what she loved, which is getting surgery. We'll miss you Joan. Though she may have passed, Joan Rivers will always be with us, not only in our hearts, but as non-biodegradable remnants that will remain in our soil fo

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The Clitoris Licking Frog A new exotic adults' toy shop opens in town and Joan, a middle-aged spinster decides to go and check out their wares in hopes to satisfy her usually unquenchable urges. A poster in the shop window immediately catches Joan's eye. 'NEW Clitoris Licking Frog - Guaranteed satisfaction in minutes'. Intrigued, Joan heads inside to enquire about the frog. "Shopkeep" says Joan "Is that poster true? You guarantee this frog will bring me pleasure within minutes?" "Why

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