Jimmy Savile Jokes

I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!

Jimmy Savile wasn't all bad; He had a profound and lasting impact on music... Backstage at Top of the Pops, it was him who introduced Cream to Small Faces

Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!

Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist. He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything.

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 9, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street? [British] ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound. The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first.

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common? they touched some many lives