I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!

Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist. He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything.

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 9, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

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