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In Mississippi, Jim-Bob offers to drive a CNN reporter to the scene of a breaking story. They are flying down the road, and the light turns yellow, then just flips red, but Jim-Bob runs right through. The reporter says, ""That was close."" Jim-Bob says, ""That's the way my brother drives."" Another 200 yards down the street, the light is red, and cars are wating at the light. Jim-Bob swerves into the oncoming lane, and blows through the red light. The reporter, with alarm in his voice, asks, ""W

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Jim Bob took Sue Ellen for a ride in his pick em up truck one spring afternoon, ... ...and they went cruisin' along an old country road. She saw a bull doing to a cow what they do in the spring and said, ""Jim Bob, what's them two cows doin'?"" He said, ""Well, er, ah, that one cow in the back is scarin' that other cow."" Sue Ellen sat thoughtfully for a mile or two and then said rather sheepishly, ""Jim Bob, would you like to scare me?"" The poor boy almost ran off the road but managed to swall

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Jim-Bob decided to skip school one day. Around 9 AM, a truant officer knocked on the front door. Jim-Bob opened it. "Young man, why are you not in school?" she scolded him. "I ain't feel like going." he answered. The truant officer then asked, "Is your mother home?" "Nuh-uh. She up at the market. Maybe a hour she gone now." The truant officer, a little disturbed, asked, "And is your father home?" "Nuh-uh. Him neither. Maybe six month he gone for cigarettes." By now the truant officer is

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