Jesus The Drunk Jokes

A preacher walks into a bar. The preacher notices a drunk sitting at the bar and he strikes up a conversation. ""Hello sir, I was wondering if you have found Jesus yet."" The drunk looks up and replies ""Nope!"" So the preacher grabs him by the collar and drags him out he door and down to the creek. He then quickly submerges the man into the water and says ""Then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by John. Hallelujah!"" The preacher pulls the man to the surface of the water and…

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, ""Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"" The drunk looks back and says, ""Yes, Preacher... I sure am."" The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. ""Have you found Jesus?"" the preacher asked. ""No, I didn't!"" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him…

A drunk and a Preacher A drunk stumbling through the woods comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He walks out into the water and bumps into the preacher. Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So, the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water, pulls him up and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at his answer, du…