A drunk and a Preacher
A drunk stumbling through the woods comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He walks out into the water and bumps into the preacher. Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So, the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water, pulls him up and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at his answer, du…