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Easter Joke Three men are waiting for Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates to get into Heaven. St. Peter arrives and tells them they can enter Heaven but first he wants to ask them a question. He looks at the first man and asks ""what is Easter?"". The man says, ""That's easy. It is when you put up a tree and put presents under it and Santa comes.... Saint Peter interrupts him and says ""No, that is not Easter."" He looks at the second man and asks ""What is Easter?"" The second man says, ""That's ea

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The meaning of Easter Three guys are converting to Catholicism, to get a feel for how much they know, the priest asks if they know the meaning of Easter. first guy says ""yeah, that's when Jesus was born."" ""no, that's Christmas"" explains the priest. second guy says ""that's when we thank god for everything, with the pilgrims and indians and all that"" ""no, that's Thanksgiving"" says the priest. third guy says ""Easter is when Jesus died, they buried him in a cave with a huge boulder and thre

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