A burglar sneaks into a house one night... As he was looking for valuables he heard someone say ""Jesus is watching you"". Shocked, he turns on his flashlight and sees a parrot. He asks the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot says ""Yes"". Amused, the burglar asks the parrot its name, to which the parrot replies ""Moses"". The burglar is surprised, and asks ""What kind of people names their parrot Moses?"" The parrot looks at the pair of glowing eyes behind the robber and says, ""The sa…