Jeffery Jokes

What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy? Mentos.

What were Jeffery Dahmer's last words when confronted about social awkwardness leading to his crimes? ""If you can't eat them, boil them.""

So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor... After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that he's tested positive for Hepatitis. Jeffrey responds ""It must of been something I ate.""

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says ""Jeff I don't like your friends"". Jeffery then replies ""You can eat the potatoes"".

What’s Jeffery Dahmer’s favorite burger place? Five Guys

TIL That When Police searched Jeffery Dahmer’s Apartment, they found a pizza covered in noses. A Dahmernose Pizza