Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of "You had so much potential" with a steaming side of "You shoulda married Jeff."

Pro boning Pro bone Verb (pro bone, pro boning, pro boned) 1. The act of boning a fugly girl that isn't worth your time but you take her on as a charity case. ""Jeff will pro bone Cathy in order to help her deal with her daddy issues""

So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor... After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that he's tested positive for Hepatitis. Jeffrey responds ""It must of been something I ate.""

Little Johnny's Father Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, ""I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."" The first student raised her hand to volunteer. ""Marcy,"" the teacher said. ""You may go first."" Marcy replied, ""My father is a…