Jeff Jokes

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

Magic Number 5 I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my best friend Jeff. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the craziest dream the other night. Jeff listened as I told him that the dream consisted of just one thing. A huge glowing number ""5"". It was made of gold and sparkled with shiny diamonds. Jeff's curiosity was peaked. I went on to say that the first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the 5th race.

A Chinese guy walks into a bar... A Chinese guy walks into a bar, and sits next to Jeff, and starts drinking his beer. Jeff asks him : • My friend, do you know any martial arts, kung fu, karate or other stuff? • Why do you ask, is it because i'm Chinese? • No, it's because you are drinking my beer.

Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die. Upon Jeff's arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. "Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked. St. Peter replies, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven." Jeff was bothered by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is OK?" So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorge…