Jared Fogel walks into a Subway for lunch. The sandwich maker asks ""What kind of sandwich would you like?"" Jared responses ""I would like a Turkey sub."" The sandwich maker asks ""What type of bread do you want?"" Jared responses ""I want it with Italian Bread."" The sandwich maker then asks ""What size do you want it?"" Jared responses ""I want my sandwich like I want my women."" The sandwich maker says ""Okay, one 6 inch turkey sub with Italian coming up.""