A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ""Honey, I'll be right back."" ""Where are you going, Coochy Coo?"" asked the wife. ""I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,"" he answered. I'm going to have a beer."" The wife said, ""You want a beer, my love?"" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands ! from 12 diff…