My friend Jane (Best done in first person) So, I have this friend Jane. Now, Jane is a nice gal. She's a mortician in town and a virgin. I've been setting her up for the past 3 years but she won't seem to close the deal with any of them, even with the more *amazing* men I've set her up with. Now, last week Jane calls me up and says ""hey, can you come to the doctor with me? I need to get some results for some testing I had done"" I, being the friend that I am, oblige without question. When the d…