James Bond always holds his farts while in bed Otherwise he would blow his cover. ​ ​ (Look I'm not funny this was my first and only attempt so sorry X\_X)#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I went to make my own James Bond clothing, but came back with a plain, white T-shirt I had No Time To Dye.#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
a chicken is sitting at the bar A man sits next to him The chicken asks him whats your name.. The man looks at him and says.. Bond, james bond.. The man reciprocates the question. The chicken says Ken, chicken#James Bond#Ken#Animals#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My science teacher told us this James Bond says to a chicken#James Bond#Animals#Science#Teacher0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
James Bond gets called into M's office M: I have a job for you. You will have to disguise yourself as a blond businessman called John Smith.#James Bond#John Smith#Ms Office#Work+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
James bond walks into a bar.. A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.#James Bond#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If James Bond led such a high-risk lifestyle... why wasn't he James Stock?#James Bond#James Stock0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Michael J. Fox asked James Bond to come over for dinner one night. Being a polite host#Michael J Fox#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview... James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview#James Bond#Work0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?,"Shaken not stirred.#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?,"Because he always gets his martini shaken not stirred.#James Bond#Michael J Foxbecause0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?,"He likes his drinks shaken not stirred.#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did James Bond react to the news that he had impregnated a barely legal Bosnian gal?,"He was shaken not stirred.#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake? Shaken, not stirred.#James Bond#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women? Shaven, not furred#James Bond#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox? Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.#James Bond#Michael J Fox#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler? He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.#James Bond#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
which hollywood character does the numbers six and nine hate most? james bond#James Bond#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp