I went to make my own James Bond clothing, but came back with a plain, white T-shirt I had No Time To Dye.#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Name's Bond. James Bond. *Drinks martini* Jame's Bond. Names Bond. *drinks another martini* Bame's Jond. *Drinks 1 more* THIS IS MY SONG WOO#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait.#James Bond0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin "Crazy Legs" Bond.#James Bond#James Melvin#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp