I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can

If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait.

The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin "Crazy Legs" Bond.

If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'