I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can

Name's Bond. James Bond. *Drinks martini* Jame's Bond. Names Bond. *drinks another martini* Bame's Jond. *Drinks 1 more* THIS IS MY SONG WOO

If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait.

The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin "Crazy Legs" Bond.