Island As Jokes

A man is stranded on a desert island As he is walking along the beach, bemoaning his current situation, he kicks something in the sand. It's a magic lamp! He rubs it and a genie appears. ""I will grant you three wishes."" Says the genie. The man thinks for a moment and says, ""For my first wish, I'd like a boat with a full tank of gas!"" The genie nods and snaps his fingers. A speedboat appears in the water. ""And your second wish""? The man speaks almost immediately. ""Ten million dollars cash …

3 Guys are left on an island.. As a social experiment, scientists decide to leave 3 guys in a remote island with only a supply box to help them to survive 6 weeks of isolation. The American was tasked with building shelter, the Russian was tasked with hunting for food, while the Japanese was tasked to take care of the supplies from inside the box. The American built a sturdy tent, the Russian managed to catch several wild boars, while the Japanese went of into the jungle in day 1 and was not see…

The man on the deserted island As the tittle suggests, there's a man who strands on a deserted island. His ship sank and he could barely swim to the island but he made it. He only found bananas to eat and he drank the milk from coconuts. It wasn't much but it was enough to survive. days passed until he saw a little boat coming his way. In the boat was the most beautiful woman he ever saw. He got her attention by shouting and waving and she rowed his direction. ""What are you doing here?"" the ma…

Blonde, Brunette, And Redhead stuck on an island As they are stuck on the island, one of the girls notices that, in the distance, there is some continental land. The Redhead decides to swim, saying she could make it. She swims for about an hour before succumbing to exhaustion and drowning at five miles. The Brunette waits, think she sees a boat, and decides to swim out to meet it. About four or five hours into her swim, she realizes that there is no boat, gives up, and drowns at about thirteen m…