It seems three Irishmen Sean Michael and Tim passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates they were met by ST. Patrick himself and he addressed the boys thusly: ""Lads I'm here to welcome you to heaven where you will spend eternity. Just remember one thing when you go through these gates don't step on any of the ducks or you'll be punished for eternity. Sean went in first and was amazed to see that the entire ladscape was encompassed by ducks and try as he might sure enough h…