Two Irishmen – Mick and Seamus – went to claim disability benefits by lying about being deaf. Mick walked in and the woman behind the desk said: "Shut the door behind you." "Okay," he replied and shut the door. So the woman immediately knew he wasn't deaf and threw him out. On his way out, Mick whispered to Seamus: "Don't shut the door – it's a trick." Seamus walked in and again the woman said: "Shut the door behind you." Remembering what Mick had said, Seamus turned to the woman and replied: "S…