Two Florists.... There once was a florist named Bill. And he was the only florist in town, so naturally business was great for him. But one day a group of Friars came to town and opened up a florist shop right across the street. If you didn't know Friars are amazing florists. So everyone in town started to go to the Friars florist shop. Bill was starting to get really mad at the Friars for taking all his business. So one night bill went out and hired the biggest, baddest guy in town named Hugh M…