Two Italians... ..walking do the street one hot day. Giuseppe and his friend Alfredo has been walking for a while when Alfredo turns to Giuseppe and says ""Eya, Guiseppe. We'va been walking for a long time now and I'ma thirsty"" They have no water with them, so Giuseppe looks around. Over the road he sees a house and outside the house is a pint of milk. ""Alfredo, you seya the house?"" ""Si"" replies Alfredo ""I seya the house"" ""See by the house, is a pint of milk?"" Giuseppe asks ""Si, I seya…