A Jewish guy goes to his Rabbi and says: ""RABBI RABBI! you're not going to believe what happened to me! My son turned Christian and left the house!"" The Rabbi says: ""Well, you're not going to believe what happened to me! MY son turned Christian and Left the house."" ""Well, what are we going to do?!"" Asked the man. ""Let's pray to God and ask him for advice"" the Rabbi answers. They both look up and say: ""God, God, you're not going to believe what happened to us! Both our sons turned Christ…