A World War II Pun A German child was playing outside. Eventully, he was so exhausted that he went inside and asked his mother for a drink. She brings him a cup of water. After a sip, he asks ""Mother, why can't I have something sweeter?"" She replies, ""I couldn't give you anything else because our Fuhrer does not want us to have juice in our house."" Edit: If that didn't work so well for you try this revised one. Hitler was going to breakfast with his advisors. After they ordered, the waiter c…