""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg

That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.

Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer

I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name.