Horatio Jokes

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!

joke I heard a while ago, not sure if it's been posted (new to reddit) Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his des…

Nick the Dragon slayer... Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1, 000 gold coins to arrange it. Without …

I met a pimp who always worked with exactly 1 brunette for every 2 blondes His name was Horatio

I couldn't figure out a way to measure the amount of sluts to non-sluts. So I asked my friend Horatio.