Oh, you want lame? I work at Walmart as supervisor over produce. Home office has just started emailing us charts with such things as daily sales, top sellers, where we stand compared to other stores in our region as far as first or second or third place, etc. Anyway, there is a section of said paper called ""Messages"". Today is the first day I've received the report. I quote the important message for you now: What do you call a small, whispering vegetable? A *hoarse* radish. :| :| :|