Pearly Gates Pontiff
The Pope died and went to heaven, where he was greeted by St. Peter. “Welcome,” St. Peter said, “let me show you around.”
St. Peter showed the Pope the streets of gold, choirs of angels, and so many wonderful things. At last, they came to a verdant meadow with a quaint cottage overlooking a lake. “And this is where you will be living,” St. Peter said.
The Pope toured the small but well appointed cottage. “Odd,” he thought, “I truly expected a mansion in glory. But, then …