Hills Of Scotland Jokes

An engineer an experimental physicist a theoretical physicist and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill they see on top of the next a black sheep. The engineer says: ""What do you know the sheep in Scotland are black."" ""Well *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black"" replies the experimental physicist. The heoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says ""Well at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black."" ""Well"" the philosopher…

One of the smarter jokes I've picked up... An engineer, a theoretical physicist, an experimental physicist and a philosopher are walking the hills of Scotland when they spot a black sheep. The engineer exclaims "well whaddaya know! the sheep in Scotland are black!" The theoretical physicist replies, "..well, SOME of the sheep in Scotland are black." The experimental physicist retorts, "we can safely say, at least one sheep in Scotland is black." The philosopher says, ".... on one side, anyw…