One of the smarter jokes I've picked up... An engineer, a theoretical physicist, an experimental physicist and a philosopher are walking the hills of Scotland when they spot a black sheep. The engineer exclaims "well whaddaya know! the sheep in Scotland are black!" The theoretical physicist replies, "..well, SOME of the sheep in Scotland are black." The experimental physicist retorts, "we can safely say, at least one sheep in Scotland is black." The philosopher says, ".... on one side, anyw…

A small collection of my favorite science jokes A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" ""For you, sir, no charge!""   What's 2 times 2? Physicist: ""After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!"" Mathematician: ""After some consideration I can now prove that the solution exists!"" Engineer: ""4, obviously, but lets make it 5, just to be on the safe side.""   Three logicians walk into a bar. ""You all want …

an engineer, a scientist, a mathematician, and a sheep A engineer, a scientist, and a mathematician are riding through Scotland on a train. Looking out the window they see a black sheep. ""Who knew that Scottish sheep were black?!"" exclaims the engineer. ""Now, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves,"" admonished the scientist. ""All we know is that one sheep in Scotland is black."" At this point the mathematician pipes up: ""Hey, both of you are jumping to conclusions. All we really know is tha…

Scottish sheep An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are on a train going towards Aberdeen in Scotland. Out of the window, the engineer notices a black sheep on the side of a hill. He quips, ""How very strange. Scottish sheep are black!"" The physicist balks, ""No, no. All we know is only some Scottish sheep are black."" ""You're both wrong,"" said the mathematician. ""In this region of Scotland, there are one or more sheep, at least one side of which appears to be black from here when obser…