Three married couples, one Jewish, one Irish, and one Greek, all die on the same day.. Three married couples, one Jewish, one Irish, and one Greek, all die on the same day and arrive at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks the Jewish man why he deserves to be in Heaven. He replies, ""I've been a pious Jew all my life, I attended synagogue every Saturday, and I raised a lot of money for Jewish causes."" ""And what is your wife's name?"" St. Peter asks. ""Penny,"" the man replies. ""Penny?!!"" shou…