A priest and a rabbi show up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, ""Can I help you boys?"" ""Well, yeah, we just died and we would like to come in to Heaven."" Peter looks at his clipboard and says, ""I don't think so. You have been pretty bad on Earth and we don't let people like that in here. But I'll tell you what; go ahead and go to Hell, just for now. If Satan will let you come back, I will let you in."" Peter sends them away laughing, because Satan never lets anyone go to Heaven. About 10 minu…