Heathrow International Jokes

Donald and the Queen A private Lear jet arrives at Heathrow International Airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception with the Queen. From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse let…

Windsor castle outside of London is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure a plane flew overhead at a relatively low altitude making a tremendous amount of noise. One particularly annoyed tourist whined ""Why did they build the castle so close to the airport?""