Conspirators are relentless... A man lives his whole life believing that JFK's assassination was an inside job done by the CIA. He goes his whole life believing this. One day he passes on and goes up to meet God. God says ""Welcome to heaven, do you have any questions?"" The man replies, ""Yes, who shot JFK?"" God then replies ""Well don't you know...Lee Harvey Oswald killed him."" The mans eyes light up and he says shaking... ""My god, the conspiracy has reached heaven...""