Two men entered heaven…
and Saint Peter said to the first, “Please tell me your name, your occupation, and where you lived during most of your mortal life”
the first man replied, saying, “Harry Jones, Taxi Driver, Southeast London.”
Saint Peter said, “Ah yes, now take your silk robe and golden staff and enter the holy gates of the Silver City!”
Harry then said, “Aw nice one geezer, cheers!” and walked through the golden gates.
Saint Peter then said, “And who might you be?” to the second man…