Gulf War Jokes

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for an explanation. ""This is marvelous"" said the journalist. ""What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?"" Replied the Kuwaiti woman: ""Land mines""

One American Soldier My apologies if this has been told here already (I haven't found it yet). A military buddy of mine told me this when he got back home: One day during the Gulf War, an Iraqi general and his army were patrolling through semi-mountainous terrain. Suddenly, over one of the hills they hear a soldier. "One American soldier can take out 10 Iraqi soldiers!" The Iraqi general smirks, then sends 10 of his soldiers over the hill. A brief firefight ensues, and then everything goes…