An Englishman, an Irishman & a Scotsman get captured by Iraqis during the first gulf war... They get taken to an Iraqi military base in the middle of the desert. Saddam Hussein himself is there, and explains to them that they're at a secret location the allies don't know about so there's no chance of a rescue but they're only 50 miles from the Kuwait border. He says they're welcome to use any of the vehicles & equipment on the base to escape to Kuwait, and if they make it to the border t…

A man's job... A man's job sent him to Kuwait in the late 80's and he had to visit many small villages. He began to observe a strange custom. The men always seemed to be walking 20 or 30 feet in front of their wives. Curiosity got the best of him and he finally asked a pair of men why they did that. The men replied that for thousands of years men had preceded their wives as an expression of their superiority. Ten years later, now a war torn country, the man returned and happened by the same vill…

One American Soldier My apologies if this has been told here already (I haven't found it yet). A military buddy of mine told me this when he got back home: One day during the Gulf War, an Iraqi general and his army were patrolling through semi-mountainous terrain. Suddenly, over one of the hills they hear a soldier. "One American soldier can take out 10 Iraqi soldiers!" The Iraqi general smirks, then sends 10 of his soldiers over the hill. A brief firefight ensues, and then everything goes…

Majedar Chutkule: हंसने के चेहरे पर रौनक आती है और माइंड से लेकर मूड तक फ्रेश रहता है. अगर आप अकेला महसूस कर रहे हैं या फिर बोर हो रहे हैं तो पढ़िए ये मजेदार चुटकुले.> लड़की का एक्सीडेंट हो गया.डॉक्टर - आपके पैर खराब हो गए हैं.लड़की - क्या ये सही नहीं होंगे?डॉक्टर - नहीं इनको काटना पड़ेगा.लड़की - ओह! नो अब मैं क्या करुंगी?डॉक्टर - धीरज रखिए, ईश्वर सब ठीक करेगा.लड़की - अरे मुझे उसकी टेंशन नहीं है. दरअसल मैंने कल ही नया सैंडल खरीदा है, और उस दुकान पर लिखा था- "बिका माल वापस नही…