Grandfather But Jokes

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather But not like the rest of this joke, getting beaten like a dead horse

When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers.

I was writing a paper on my grandfather... But had to stop because he was moving so much.

Inside a supermarket, a woman spots........ a grandfather and his poorly behaved three-yearold grandson. “Easy, Billy,” says grandfather calmly. “We won’t be long.” In the cookie aisle, the woman hears the kid whining some more, “I want cookies! Gimme cookies!” It’s OK Billy, just a couple more minutes, and we’ll be out of here. Just hang on; you’re doing great,” says the grandfather. At the check out, the kid screams, “CANDY! I want candy!” Billy, Billy, relax, pal. Don…