Gonzales Jokes

A posse of Federales is out searching... The Federales gallop up on their horses and come to a stop in front of a peon working in a field. ""Hey, peon!"" says El Hefe, ""Have you seen Pepe Gonzales, the famous Mexican outlaw?"" The peon looks up at him. Stands straight and tall and begins his tale. ""Yesterday, here in this very place. A man on a horse was passing through my fields and he rode up to me - just as you have, and he says to me that he is in fact Pepe Gonzales, the famous Mexican out…

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A man was arrested at Kennedy Airport today... At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. ""Al-gebra i…

A man was arrested i Kennedy airport today.... At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. ""Al-gebra i…

In my past life, I was a message delivery man in an army base One day, I got a letter for Bravo Company, and took off to deliver it as quickly as I could. When I found them they were doing exercises in one of the yards, I walked up to the sergeant to deliver the message. He took the letter, read it over, folded it and put it in his pocket. Then he yelled out, loud and piercing. “Bravo company. ATTENTION!” “Henderson! Your mother is dead!” “At ease!” Now, Henderson didn’t take this too we…

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