A man phones home from his business trip... His 9yo son answers and says hey. ""Hey buddy, it's dad! Wheres youre mom?"" ""I will check"", replies the son as he walks to his parents' bedroom and sees his mom in bed with uncle Jim. ""She is playing in bed with uncle Jim"" ""What?! Uncle Jim?! Tell them I will be right over!"" the man fumes. ""Mom, dad says he'll be right over"", says the kid. His mom starts panicking and shouting, uncle Jim jumps quickly from the window and falls in the empty poo…