Religion class One day in religion class the teacher asked the question ""what is God's sons name?"". Billy stabbed Sally with a thumb tack and sally jumped up and said ""Jesus!"". The teacher asked another question, ""who is the father?"" Billy stabbed sally again and Sally jumped up and said, ""God!"" The teacher asked another question, ""what did eve say to adam after they had their third baby?"" Sally jumped up and said, ""if you stick that thing in me again i will break it in half!""