Purple People Eater So I'm sitting in class one day when I see a group of kids huddled together a few seats over whispering about something. Now, curiosity has always been wont to get the better of me, and today was no different. With a little bit of discrete eavesdropping, I manage to pick up that they're discussing something called a ""purple people eater."" In an admittedly rash decision, I ask them, ""Hey guys, what's a purple people eater?"" They stiffen up, give me a weird look, and call t…