Ghana Jokes

I'm literally typing this from atop a giraffe in Ghana. Her name is Coriander & we love each other.

My new career path: 1. Learn soccer 2. Move to Ghana 3. Become the Jackie Robinson of Ghanaian soccer

Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo

I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the Czech the kitchen Maybe you'll find Turkey It's covered in Greece D: Eww, Norway your going to eat that I think I'll settle for a can of Chile I want some Chile too! Denmark your name on it Kenya do it for me All right I'm Ghana do it Thanks, Iran 5 miles today, so tired

USA soccer We Ghana win.

Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again.

my wife left me because i'm obssesed with africa kenya believe it? and we have two kids together, this divorce is ghana be so hard on them

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football? The Ghanarena

What did the West African nation say as it sank into the sea? I'm a Ghana!