Gerry Jokes

Frog business So there's this frog named Gerry, he's a lawyer. He's reached a slow part in his busy day so he's perched on a log picking off a cloud of nearby flies one by one. Suddenly his secretary, named Janet, hops up to his log and says ""Gerry, what are you doing? You've got an appointment with a prospective client in 10 minutes!"" Gerry, surprised and a bit ruffled, replies, ""Wow, really? Time sure is fun when you're having flies!""

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle... they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’ The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. ‘Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,’ says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry’s truck to drive to the top of the ConnorPass. At the ConnorPass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, ‘Dis lo…

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle... they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy